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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."- The Papers of Ben Franklin

About Mr. Franklin

 


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Calvin And Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes is a cartoon strip (now retired, and one of my all-time favorites) that was conceived, drawn, guarded, and protected by a man named Bill Watterson.

If, by some bizarre twist of fate, you're not familiar with Mr. Watterson or Calvin and Hobbes, here's a good place to start--It's a magical world, and we really need to explore it, dontcha think?


Graphics

The graphics that populate this site, to the best of my knowledge, are all in the public domain and can be freely glommed onto and used by anyone who wishes to use them. The badges are scans of badges that I carried during my law enforcement career.


Maple Syrup

Real maple syrup comes from real maple trees.  You may have heard of "Vermont Maple Syrup", or "Canadian Maple Syrup".  Well, you can keep 'em.  If I can't have real Ohio Maple Syrup made by Stan Hess on his farm in Ashland, Ohio, I'm not eating the waffle.  Visit his site and order a bottle or two.  You won't regret it.


 

 

 

The Badge of my Office
Visit my blog at www.jimyoungtheguiltyone.blogspot.com.  See what's been floating around my little brain of late.

Get all your dandy LawEnforcer.net gear at www.cafepress.com/lawenforcernet.

I remain affiliated with Ultimate Paint.   You can download their Freeware version here, and their Shareware version as well.  This is one dandy image manipulation program.

A fine version of Double Solitaire can be downloaded right here as well.  It was written by Christopher D. Lawson and has been a source of pleasure for me for years.

Drivel

My best law enforcement stories come from my days driving a patrol car.   Granted, the stories are always better than the real thing was, but I figure I'm entitled to embellish a little bit.  For all of you out there who just can't wait to shed the uniform and become a detective (or, God forbid, go for promotion), remember that the real fun of this work is chasing bad guys with your hair on fire.  Living life powered by adrenaline and caffeine isn't too bad at all.

Notes From The Edge

I laughed 'til I cried at rinkworks.

Learn about the Internet at the Internet Beginner's Guide.  Enjoy the ride.

Travel in your immediate future?  Worried about how dangerous your destination might be?  Check out Fiedling's DangerFinder before you go.  Better safe than sorry.....

And let us not forget to return, on occasion, to some VERY funny stuff at http://www.lileks.com.

What the heck was that great song on that commercial, and where the heck can I find out who the artist is?  Try this:  http://www.songtitle.info/ 

Need a driver for that nasty little piece of hardware you just scored?  Try http://www.driverguide.com.

I've always liked Joe Bob Briggs.  

Turn in a crook and make a buck while you're at it at http://federalfraud.com/.

 

Boomer Links

http://www.babyboomers.com/

http://www.octanecreative.com/boomerbaby/

http://www.popculturemadness.com/

http://www.tvparty.com/

Being a boomer is such fun.

Take a trip in the way-back machine at In The 70's.

Every time I have a date, there's only one place to go....that's to the Drive-In!!

 

 

 

I've never had a problem using Trend Micro's antivirus protection.  I bought it, I use it, I recommend it. 

Trend also has a service that will allow you to scan your computer for viruses free of charge.  It's available at http://housecall.trendmicro.com/.

The United States Military 

God bless 'um

 

The Sam Elliott Mustache Grading Project (EMEU)


 

 


I recently fled the general nuttiness of California and moved to America.  I'd lived in Bakersfield, which was decidedly better than Santa Rosa, but was found lacking.  The whole tribe moved to Youngstown, Ohio, a nice town with a bad reputation.  We like it here.  We've got nice neighbors.  We have an almost private entrance to Mill Creek Park, the most beautiful municipal park on Earth.

There's a minor league baseball team here in town--the Mahoning Valley Scrappers, the class "A" affiliate of the Cleveland Indians.  

I miss being able to drive to Disneyland for a day.  I really do.  But other than that............ 

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Correspondence

On the odd occasion, a bit of correspondence is received regarding something that appears on these pages.  Sometimes good, and sometimes bad.  Recently received was an e-mail from a reader who took issue with my bloated pension and inflated benefits.  I'd like to respond by stating for the record.......Wait--that beeping sound.  Oh, it's the truck backing into the drive, laden with my pension and benefits.....................Gotta run........

 

How Sonoma County, California, Reneged On Retiree Benefits For Peace Officers